Elle Tee · 612-910-1133 · Minneapolis Escort
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Last active today Minneapolis, MN, US St Paul, MN, US Brainerd, MN, US Woman
Elle Tee
I'm probably funnier than you
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Highly reviewed on The Erotic Review:
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/elle-tee-6129101133-357652
**BEFORE CONTACTING ME.....
Please scroll down to the bottom of this profile and review my rates prior to contacting me. This WILL be one of the first questions I ask anyone inquiring about getting together.
Also, please only text me if you are interested and ready to get together same day. I do not make plans in advance, and I do not enjoy 'texting' so please only contact me if you are ready to get together that same day/night.
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Outrageously funny! Two thumbs up!" ???????? - Childhood talent show volunteer (also known as my mom)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She's an excellent flosser" - My dentist
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She always takes care of her bills on time" - My credit report
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "We're all kind of like very very obsessed with her" - My rescue dogs
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She's the best mama we've ever had EVER!" - My foster dogs
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Happy one year anniversary!" - The empty water bottle in my backseat
⭐ "She used all the toilet paper in my bathroom to TP my house on Halloween." - My sister
⭐⭐ "Stop following me and asking me weird questions!" - My co-worker
I rescue dogs for a living, what's your superpower?
About Me:
39 years old
ENFP
Love Language - Acts of Service
Animal rescuer extraordinaire
Animal rescuer - foster and volunteer
My dogs are my everything
My favorite planet is Earth because that's where I keep all my stuff
Liberal
I love long walks on the beach with my partner, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.
My ideal first date would be something like streaking, followed with being arrested for indecent exposure. But hey, at least we'll have a photo to remember when we met.
**IMPORTANT** I do NOT offer in call services of any kind. I cannot provide in call now or anytime in the future so please do not send me a text asking me this question.