Doe Jane · (612)963-0338 · Minneapolis Escort

JaneDoe They'll Never Know!

Hi! Let me introduce myself. I am the mysterious JaneDoe. I’m not new to the biz, but I might be new to you, who knows? I’ve been told I’m different. Different is good. I’m just me–a small town girl. I’m full-figured and damn proud of it! What you see is what you get; nothing fake or phony here.

Please don’t contact me unless you want an honest, real woman. I don’t have a 20 year old’s body, and I won’t advertise that way. I’m 5’9” and over 50. I show my age in a few places, but I’m sure as hell not ready for The Old Ho’s Home! “I yam what I yam.” ~Popeye.

What I *AM* is a down to earth, no BS, shoot from the hip type of person who thoroughly enjoys what I do. What I’ve learned is experience is the best teacher, and I’d love to share it with you.

I’m not superficial nor judgmental. Let’s just be ourselves and have a good time. I like to have fun, please, and play! Toys: they’re not just for kids anymore! I’m having the time of my life, and I make sure you do too.

Read my website—that’s me, I don’t know how to be anyone else. I’ve been told I’m the ultimate GFE. You decide. When you’re with me you’re my lover/boyfriend, so the sky’s the limit! When you leave, it’s as my friend, until we meet again! I’m on a mission, and it’s you!

I have never NC/NS’ed anyone, nor do I double book. That's just not right. I treat you with the respect you deserve, and expect it in return.

~Discretion and respect reciprocated.